Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Stump the Christians #6

According to Matthew 15:11, “Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.”

Since it’s no longer an abomination to eat crabs or swine, shouldn’t a man be able to blow another man, so long as he swallows?

It’s not like he’s lying with another man as he would a woman, because Leviticus 20:13 and 18:22 only seem to ban cuddling.


  1. You are trying to be funny at Christians expense. If some one is doing a sex act that is lust, which the Lord says to avoid. You would not eat that for food, would you, so it is not realistoc to use as example.

  2. Trying to be funny at Christianity's expense? That's a price I'm willing to pay.

    The fact is, people cook with semen. Blowing a guy is just drinking milk from the teet, in a way.

    True, I wouldn't eat it, but I judge not, lest I be judged. I'm merely asking: where does Jesus condemn homosexuality? He trashed people for seeking wealth time after time, but he never explicitly condemns homosexuals.

    And come on... the guy hung out with a lot of sailors...


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