South Dakota is considering legislation that would allow people to protect themselves or loved ones from harm coming to an unborn child. Critics fear it would legalize homicide against abortion providers.
If it passed, it would provide protection to a family member who kills "in the lawful defense of ... his or her husband, wife, parent, child, master, mistress, or servant, or the unborn child of any such enumerated person," Reuters writes.
Read more: South Dakota law would allow people to kill abortion providers?
Mistress? "My girlfriend went to the baby killing 'doctor', see, so I shot the murderous bastard 'fore he could kill my unborn child. Self defense, man!"