Dear Casey Kasem,
My friend was just in a bad relationship where some psycho-hose bitch couldn’t handle the fact he was sick and wanted to be alone for a night. He’s gotten so down, he’s taken to posting about it online, where people who barely know him (and even have the gall to call themselves his “friend,” despite hardly ever interacting with him) are bickering over the very nature of masculinity, without any concern for his situation. So, I was hoping you could play the Queen classic, “Somebody to Love” for Cork, to let him know we’re rooting for him to find his next love.
Also, any plans to do any more voice over work as Shaggy? I was kind of surprised to find out you were still alive, but I think I was confusing you with Dick Clark.
Okay Ginx… where to begin. Dick Clark is also still alive, I just voiced Shaggy in 2009 on the direct-to-DVD release of “Scooby-Doo and the Samurai Sword,” and that is a horrible song request. I’ll change the tune but keep the band. Here’s your long distance dedication: