Wednesday, February 23, 2011

A Personal Relationship With Jesus Christ - not

Almost daily some moron tells me that the reason they know the Bible is true for a 100% fact is because they have a "personal relationship with Jesus Christ". I'm gonna have to go ahead and call bullshit on this one. I know Christians love to parrot stupid shit they've heard others say, like how their God is a "Living God" (if he is alive, where the fuck is he at? Introduce me!) or how humans have been "Fearfully and Wonderfully made" (why does everything revolve around fear with you people?)

However, at some point, you just have to stand up and point out to them that there "Christian Catch Phrases" are nothing more than mindless gibberish that doesn't mean anything. Just like the entirety of their religion.

Now that is just funny stuff!


  1. Metaphor, dear sir, I'm sure much of the language is metaphor. When poetry picked up the mantle from religion, it picked up the metaphor as well.

  2. Dear Dave, you are projecting your own understanding - far too many of the religionists actually think that you will sit down, or in the case of Christians “get on you neeeeezzz son and Jeeezzzzzzuuuussss will speak to YYouuu.

    You are giving them too much credit and forgetting that the basis of religion is deception and delusion.


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