...but old enough to get gang-banged. I should start a series called "Too Young To Drink In America". Our laws on alcohol are stupid, arbitrary and obviously discriminate against young adults. If you're not old enough at 18 to make the decision to drink, why are you old enough to make decisions just as risky, if not more so, such as performing in condom-less porn or joining the military and being sent off to possibly die in a war?
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