A lemon is small, sometimes barely noticeable, but once you become aware of it, you can't take your eyes off it, or your mind, especially if it gets in your eyes. The daily lemon won't have any prettiness about it, it will be random, disorganized and chaotic. It will be sloppy, not neat and tidy. It will say whatever comes to mind, and even what doesn't.
Are those Japanese nuclear plant workers heroes or just stupid? I don't think they're heroes at all, just crazy indoctrinated conformists who have absorbed a culture's values that hates individualism and always puts the group first. There may be a few good things about that (no looting) but much that's terrible (we can trust our corrupt government, they know what's best and wouldn't lie to us, let's shut up and do as we're told, like good little programmed robots). They say they're not afraid to die, and that may be so, but that doesn't make them heroes, just unthinking fools.
Did Bret Alan's mama smoke crack when she was pregnant with the little poser? Dude has major issues, so I wonder if he wasn't also dropped on his head as an infant a few times.
Why do fat chicks so often describe themselves as "shapely" beauties? I know mirrors don't work when you're looking at yourself. Perhaps an instant camera system that captures the true you as you're getting ready in the morning would let people in on a horrible truth (and this applies to everyone) - you look much worse than you think you do!
I think the almond should kick the peanut's ass. Damn peanut isn't even a nut, plus he spreads who knows what toxins. Stop pretending to be something that you're not, peanut!
Finally, if I fail with this lemon, I may be out of here as fast as it takes Bret to write an "original" post.