Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Stayin' The Course!
Posted by Nick
Obomba gave a speech to a crowd of jackasses (Democratic National Committee fundraiser attendees) on Monday, where he said: "...instead of losing millions of jobs, we have created jobs for six straight months in the private sector. Instead of an economy that is contracting, we’ve got an economy that is expanding. So the last thing we would want to do is go back to what we were doing before."
That's why there are NO "discouraged" workers out there who've stopped looking for work and have been removed from the unemployment statistics, right Barack Obomba? Hey folks, the Messiah has saved us! The economy is expanding and everything is peachy keen! Stop worrying cause it's not the economy, stupid!
Barack "Let's Attack Iran Next" Obomba also said: "The choice is -- the choice is whether we want to go forward or we want to go backwards to the same policies that got us into this mess in the first place."
Yes, Obomba, we hear you, Lord! Not like the Evil One (Bush) who wasted trillions on foreign wars and gave huge bailouts to banksters and corporations. No, you pulled the troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan and refused to vote for the bailouts and said no to GM and Chrysler when they wanted our money to save their sorry asses...
And Obomba let those Republicans really have it: "Now, understand, it’d be one thing if the Republicans had seen the error of their ways. Right? I mean, if after the rejections of 2006 and 2008, realizing, gosh, look at this big disaster that we caused and taking record surpluses into record deficits and causing all this hardship..."
And I, Obomba the Great, will solve the problem by spending even more than the Republicans and creating even bigger, more massive deficits, deficits that will be remembered for the historic deficits that they are, deficits for the ages! Because unlike Republicans, Democrats always see the error of their ways and then get some new ideas that really work! (source for Obomba's remarks)