Sunday, December 20, 2009

Sunday Food: Knowledge vs Wisdom

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing to not put a tomato in the fruit salad. - ("Stolen" from Ilíon)

And a fruit salad recipe from The Squirrel: Mrs. Squirrel's Fruit Salad.

Q. What is the most romantic fruit salad?
A. A date with a peach.

What is Noah’s favorite fruit?
Pears (pairs)!

And back to tomatoes:

Why did the Tomato go out with a prune!
Because he couldn’t find a date!

How do you fix a broken tomato?
Tomato paste!

Why was the tomato blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing.

Shopper: I’m looking for STEWED tomatoes.
Clerk: Try the salad BAR!

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