Well, did you find any of those costumes sexy? I kinda like the Chinese take-out girl, but then, I really love Chinese food, only shouldn't the model be Chinese? Oh, wait, it is a costume, so no, I guess not, anymore than you have to be a musical instrument to dress up in the "sexy guitar" costume.
I don't know what I'm going to do this year for my own costume. My plan was to sit around the house all evening with the lights off (hey, trick-or-treaters, it's a freaking depression, so no candy this year!) and watch videos, including It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown
. But maybe this story has inspired me to come up with a costume of my own. Something sexy and very scary (sexy cause it's young and has soft, smooth skin). Yes, I might just go scare the hell out of Francois Tremblay by showing up at his house in a Bret "Ginx" Alan costume.
Haha! What do you think about all the Snookis that will be running around this year? Maybe that should be banned. It's an easy costume,though. All you need is tight clothes, high hair, a day glo tan, and you need to know how to make Snooki's sunglasses . Happy Halloween!
ReplyDeleteMy nephew sent me this the other day. He reads Cracked religiously.
ReplyDeleteDid you check the prices on some of those costumes? The guy with the bull horns is $33.fucking.95!
The last one. Yeah, the cockless man. That's exactly how I pictured Bret. Only taller. For some reason, Bret screams 6'4''.