My wife and I haven't drank since some new years like 3 or 4 years ago. Since we're in a new town and there's no Halloween parties we got invited to, we were going to take turns handing out candy while the other drank inside, but when I went to buy alcohol... it turns out where we live has some ordinance that prevents the sale of alcohol before noon on Sunday.
So basically... if I hadn't been responsible and awake early on a Sunday buying groceries (and was instead, say... hungover after waking up at 1pm), I would be drinking tonight. Maybe it's for the best.
Still.. dumb laws. Me and the cashier laughed about how I should be in church, not buying booze.
laughed about how I should be in church, not buying booze.
Exactly, you damn heathen! And especially on Satan's holiday. But there's still time for the evening service, so get your ass dressed for church and praise the Lord!
We will be celebrating the dark night on the trail hiking... (if the weather holds). The little ones will have to pass on getting any sugar fix from our house, we will be with the local pagans on the mountain.
Good lord. Maybe if I was single, but I'm married now... I don't have to go to that much trouble. What's the point of tying the knot if you still have to shave your legs, am I right ladies?
I am so looking forward to the day I marry my girlfriend. My leg shaving, nose hair trimming, cologne wearing, shirt ironing, clean skid mark-free underwear wearing, hair-combing, clothes-buying and spending money on constant gifts, days will be over.
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My wife and I haven't drank since some new years like 3 or 4 years ago. Since we're in a new town and there's no Halloween parties we got invited to, we were going to take turns handing out candy while the other drank inside, but when I went to buy alcohol... it turns out where we live has some ordinance that prevents the sale of alcohol before noon on Sunday.
ReplyDeleteSo basically... if I hadn't been responsible and awake early on a Sunday buying groceries (and was instead, say... hungover after waking up at 1pm), I would be drinking tonight. Maybe it's for the best.
Still.. dumb laws. Me and the cashier laughed about how I should be in church, not buying booze.
laughed about how I should be in church, not buying booze.
ReplyDeleteExactly, you damn heathen! And especially on Satan's holiday. But there's still time for the evening service, so get your ass dressed for church and praise the Lord!
We will be celebrating the dark night on the trail hiking... (if the weather holds). The little ones will have to pass on getting any sugar fix from our house, we will be with the local pagans on the mountain.
ReplyDeleteDo I get credit for handing out candy dressed as a nun?
ReplyDelete"Do I get credit for handing out candy dressed as a nun?"
ReplyDeleteOnly if it has a set of white hose, corset and garter with leather pumps...
Good lord. Maybe if I was single, but I'm married now... I don't have to go to that much trouble. What's the point of tying the knot if you still have to shave your legs, am I right ladies?
ReplyDeleteI am so looking forward to the day I marry my girlfriend. My leg shaving, nose hair trimming, cologne wearing, shirt ironing, clean skid mark-free underwear wearing, hair-combing, clothes-buying and spending money on constant gifts, days will be over.
ReplyDeleteYeah, and with all the extra time you save not having sex, it's so easy to eat yourself into obesity.
ReplyDeleteI can assure you, however, the gift buying gets worse...
it's so easy to eat yourself into obesity.
ReplyDeleteSo, you don't have the trim, sexy body that Radio's descriptions of you have placed in our minds?
For 1.99 a minute, I'll look however you guys want me to look.
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