Wednesday, October 27, 2010

That Explains It

Tim Profitt, the Rand Paul goon who stomped on the head of a woman half his size who had been wrestled to the ground (face first) by Mike Pezzano, has assured everyone the only reason he used his foot was because he has a bad back.

Well… that explains everything. I mean come on, you can’t just stand by and do nothing. You had a bad back, you had to curb stomp the lady… rather than, say, trying to stop the man who was assaulting an innocent woman.

But wait, there’s more. Like any good right-winger, he’s demanding an apology for his actions. Like Dick Cheney marching his friend up in front of those cameras and forcing him to apologize to Cheney for being shot in the face, Tim Profitt is demanding that Lauren Valle apologize to him. Right-wingers love the idea of people apologizing for being a victim.

I suppose that makes sense… the old geezer does have a bad back, and she forced him to get all Gestapo on her ass by trying to suggest Rand Paul is serving corporate interests. Look Lauren, just say you’re sorry for suffering a concussion. You could have really hurt that old man’s foot as he was curb stomping you (the elderly have brittle bones, you know).

At this point, I want to make it very clear that it’s not like Rand Paul did this. Rand Paul would never forcefully detain a young woman…

What? He tied up a blindfolded woman and shoved her in a car, at which point they drove to an apartment and tried to force her to take bong hits?

I see why these guys all get along…


  1. Redstate has a video of the events leading up to the unfortunate incident. Regardless of what Lauren was doing, what happened to her was wrong:

  2. Ugh... no wonder I hate political events. They sound like a high school pep rally.

    Am I the only person who skipped those ridiculous chant-fests to smoke pot in the woods?

    I hope the guys who did this don't go to jail. I hope theyr'e found guilty of the minor crime they committed, but jail time would be a bit much.

    Plus, do you have any idea what they do to guys who beat up women in prison? Given that reality, I would much rather they do community service every weekend for a year or something.

  3. Yes TC, that is exactly what happens in prison.


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