Friday, October 8, 2010

Dear Mr. Skeptical (episode 6)

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Dear Mr. S

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!!!

Signed

Missing Mr. Skeptical



Dear Miss

Obviously I'm not all here (I'm apparently only an S now). However, if anyone else feels the same as you do, I'll direct them to yourself, as you are the "Missing Mr. Skeptical".


Dear Skeptical

When someone stops following your blog, what do you do?

signed

Wondering


Dear Wondering,

I write a crazy, narcissistic, ranting post about it, as I'm about to do again soon. Look for it possibly by this evening.

Oh, and then I consult the black arts and put a curse on the asshole (hey, it is October).


Dear Mr. Skeptical


What's taking you so long?

signed,

Waiting


Dear Waiting,

My girlfriend never asks that. What makes you so damn special?
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3 comments:

  1. UnknownOctober 8, 2010 at 9:05 AM

    Dear Mr. Eye,

    What time of day were you born?

    Signed,
    Dog Who Barks at Juggling Cat

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  2. NickOctober 8, 2010 at 9:12 AM

    Dear Dog,

    Why do you assume I was born?

    Listen you goddamned socialist, I'm a libertarian, and we libertarians are rugged individualists, and can do it all on our own. We don't need no mothers to help us get into this mess.

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  3. UnknownOctober 8, 2010 at 9:15 AM

    Okay. What time were you hatched?

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