Dear Mr. S
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!!!
Signed
Missing Mr. Skeptical
Dear Miss
Obviously I'm not all here (I'm apparently only an S now). However, if anyone else feels the same as you do, I'll direct them to yourself, as you are the "Missing Mr. Skeptical".
Dear Skeptical
When someone stops following your blog, what do you do?
signed
Wondering
Dear Wondering,
I write a crazy, narcissistic, ranting post about it, as I'm about to do again soon. Look for it possibly by this evening.
Oh, and then I consult the black arts and put a curse on the asshole (hey, it is October).
Dear Mr. Skeptical
What's taking you so long?
signed,
Waiting
Dear Waiting,
My girlfriend never asks that. What makes you so damn special?
Dear Mr. Eye,
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Signed,
Dog Who Barks at Juggling Cat
Dear Dog,
ReplyDeleteWhy do you assume I was born?
Listen you goddamned socialist, I'm a libertarian, and we libertarians are rugged individualists, and can do it all on our own. We don't need no mothers to help us get into this mess.
Okay. What time were you hatched?
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