So I went on a first date earlier this week and in the middle of dinner, the girl goes on a crazy right-wing political rant. (I didn't bring up politics--this was totally random and out of left field.) She tells me she hates liberals, her brother is in the military (aren't all scumbags?) and that black people have it easy.
I just sat there and stared in disgust. What the fuck are you talking about? And why on a first date? I could tell she was thinking, "Oh crap, now this guy's pissed at me."
Needless to say, there will be no second date with that vile bitch.