Friday, July 9, 2010

Sell A Guinea Pig, Go To Jail

Sell a guinea pig, go to jail.

That's the law under consideration by San Francisco's Commission of Animal Control and Welfare. If the commission approves the ordinance at its meeting tonight, San Francisco could soon have what is believed to be the country's first ban on the sale of all pets except fish.

That includes dogs, cats, hamsters, mice, rats, chinchillas, guinea pigs, birds, snakes, lizards and nearly every other critter, or, as the commission calls them, companion animals.

"People buy small animals all the time as an impulse buy, don't know what they're getting into, and the animals end up at the shelter and often are euthanized," said commission Chairwoman Sally Stephens. "That's what we'd like to stop."

S.F. considers banning sale of pets except fish

And you thought only right-wingers were fascist crazies, you silly "liberals". But what you've got to understand is that when "progressives" pass such "laws", it's for your own good, because you can't be trusted to run your own life or make your own decisions, without Big Brother to guide you.

Hey, if you live in San Francisco and you don't like having your life controlled by a bunch of little Hitlers, get the hell out, you whining "oppressed" San Franciscans. Don't you know, that's how the "Social Contract" works. Yeah, that's right, you agreed to shit like this when you decided to stay in your home in the local government gang's territory, so just pack up and leave like Ginx told you to!


  1. There's two wars, millions of barrels of oil leaking, over 10% unemployment... and you're fagging out about pet sale legislation? Seriously?

  2. The post isn't about pet sales, Ginx, it's about the insanity of "liberals" and their desire to control everything, even down to the sale of pet lizards.

    No aspect of life is allowed to escape the control of the state, not even something innocent and harmless, that's the message those assholes (and those infected with Ginxist "might makes rightism") want to send.

    I say, fuck 'em and fuck Ginxism!

  3. I'm sure you and Richard Gere will be so upset you can't get your gerbils in San Francisco.


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