Monday, July 26, 2010

Bumped Off By A Fatty

Southwest "Obese" Airlines booted a woman off a flight to accommodate a late arrival who required two seats:

The Sacramento woman, a frequent-flying sales rep, was stunned.

"It didn't seem right that I should have to leave to accommodate someone who had only paid for one seat," she tells us. (She has asked to remain anonymous for fear some may regard her as insensitive.)

She's even more miffed because she says Southwest personnel berated her when she questioned the decision to boot her from the plane.

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Yes, anonymous woman, it is insensitive to be upset when you're forced off a plane that you paid to be on, but that's the way the crapitalist system works. Next time just buy three seats and you won't have to worry about being inconvenienced when Southwest tells you to go take a flying leap..."Ha ha...I've got an extra seat, Southwest!" Of course, that won't work if a super fatty shows up.


  1. People that fat should have to walk, especially if it's cross country.

  2. Ten bucks says it was Kevin Smith on his way to or from ComicCon.


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