Saturday, July 24, 2010

Points of View

Optimist: "The glass is half-full."

Pessimist: "The glass is half-empty."

Realist: "Yep. That's a glass alright."

Idealist: "One day, cold-fusion from a glass of water will provide unlimited energy and end war."

Capitalist: "If I bottled this and gave it a New Agey sounding name, I could make a fortune."

Communist: "This drink belongs to every single one of us in equal measure."

Conspiracist: "The government is fluoridating the water for mind-control purposes."

Sexist: "This glass isn't gonna refill itself, honeybun..."

Nihilist: "The glass does not exist, and neither do I."

Opportunist: "There's a funny t-shirt in here somewhere."

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