Friday, July 2, 2010

The Secret to Weight Loss

The "Okay, it starts now!" Diet. It doesn't work.

I didn't sign up for a recent weight loss challenge/contest, and now I know why. Oh, don't worry, I'll lose the blubber. In my mind it's already melted away. I'm using The Secret to achieve my goal, and one day soon, I'm going to wake up and be thin again!

In the meantime, I'm eating salads between visits to McDonalds (for some reason, I never order a salad at McDonalds) and other fast food giants. One of those who did decide to participate in the contest seems to me to be struggling, though he proclaims loudly that he will win. Though yesterday he said he seriously wished he had a chocolate donut at that moment, and that night said he was stopping off for a pizza, I really admire his positive attitude. Oh, and he keeps a copy of The Secret at his desk.

So no one is too disappointed at finding this unhelpful and no secret at all, here's a link that might be useful on your journey back into your old pants: Diet Tricks That Really Work

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