Horseback Riding
Motorcycles
Guns
BB Guns
Alcohol
High Fructose Corn Syrup
Tobacco
Energy Drinks
Sports
Professional Bowling (not a sport)
Lying While In Office
Taking Political Bribes
Ripping People Off
Pit Bulls
MSG (Monosodium Glutamate)
Mayonnaise
Caramel
Pie (meat pies are fine)
The Music of Lady Gaga
Whipped Cream
Nutmeg
Caffeine
Morning Glories
Cough Syrup
Computer Dust Remover
Ties
All You Can Eat Buffets
Barbecue Grills
Gross Flavored Jelly Bellies
Anal Sex
Road Head
Truck Nuts
Annoying Bumper Stickers
Bacon (so far, the first I would actually miss)
Dice
Playing Cards
Video Games
Board Games
Games Where You Draw
Drawing
Painting
Sculpting
Cartoons
Humor
Anything But Living In A Cage With An Antibiotic Drip
Hair dye
Dogs
Cats
Circumcision
Elective Plastic Surgery
Piercings
Tattoos
Pools
Microwaves
Anything Made By Apple
Hot Dogs
Butter Substitutes
Butter
Chocolate
Illegitimate Children (that will be fun to enforce…)
Religion
Political Parties
Iced Tea
Green Tea
Hot Tea
Bubble Tea
Pretty Much All Tea
Coffee
Southern Accents
Cupcakes
That Gross Black Line On Shrimp
The Term “ATM Machine”
The Harry Potter Books (keep the movies)
Any Cell Phone Made After 2005
The Berenstein Bears books
Billboards With Cleavage Showing
Female Newscasters Without Cleavage Showing
Chauvinism
Hypocrisy
Credit Cards
Debit Card Fees
The following words: Nigger, Cunt, Skullfuck, and Love
White Rappers
Elaborate Weddings
Reality Television
Orange Juice From Concentrate
Plastic Bags
Ugg Boots
New M. Night Shyamalan Movies
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