Dear Mr. Skeptical
Dear Produce, your question is one of the best I've ever received! Congratulations on setting the standard for future questions. Here is your answer, enjoy!:
Your column is getting worse and worse. Have you just given up or are you too lazy to really bother anymore.
Dear Mr Spectical
Is it true that stupidity is more commons than hydrogen? How did they experimant that one?
Look within for the answer.