Thursday, January 27, 2011

Perspective #1


  1. In the future, you'll be able to post an acid-shooter widget and it will squirt acid in my eyes upon request because I will never unsee that hairy bear-y man with firearms and paintball guns and knives and two - TWO - Guitar Hero axes displayed like he actually knows how to play an instrument. Thanks.

  2. There are things you can never unsee...

  3. 1) I don't own guns
    2) I play an actual guitar
    3) I have more hair on top and less on the chest
    4) My bikini-cut underwear isn't black, it's... no no, I like there to be a little mystery

  4. I drink in your low ratings like sweet, sweet honey. I'll get even more of a kick out of it when I make fun of liberals with my next one and every one of these biased ass clowns who took this personally think it's hilarious to mock a hippie.

    I'll give it just enough time for you drunks to forget I wrote this... I'm guessing 8-9 hours ought to do it, you fucking goldfish-brained dipshits.


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