For centuries, theists have stolen and repurposed catchy tunes into their service.... We invite you to select any of those theistic holiday songs.... ....such as "The First Noël" (secular music, stolen!!) "Joy to the World" (more purloined music!!) "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" (yet another thieved tune!!).... And rewrite them in praise of the true hero of Christmas: Santa Claus!!