Friday, December 17, 2010

Dear Mr. Skeptical (episode 9)

HELLO THERE MISTER SKEPTICAL!

WHAT IS UP DUDE? ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME BLOGGING. I BLOG A LOT TOO AND THEN SOME TWEETS ARE YOU TWEETING TOO? IS THERE A SKEPTICAL TWEET I CAN FOLLOW? AND IF NOT WHERE IS YOUR SKEPTICAL WORK I CAN LOOK UP ONLINE? I LIKE REAL GOOD ARTICLES ON ALIEN UPDUCTIONS AND THINGS LIKE THAT THAT GIVE A REAL SKEPTIC LOOK AT THE REAL EVIDENCE. WHAT DO YOU THINK ARE YOU HAVING ANY UFO ARTICLES SOON?

signed

ALIEN SKEPTIC WATCHER


Dear ALIEN,

Unlike on your planet, we here on Earth do not write in all caps, so I will have to have an expert in extraterrestrial cultures translate for me. However, seeing how such experts are few and far between, it might be a long time before I can offer you a reply.


Dear Mr. Skeptical,

Why do black people have bulging eyeballs?

signed

Curious


Dear Curious,

Your question strikes me as strange and something else too. Oh, well, let's put this myth to rest once and for all with a simple illustration (worth a thousand words and all that):




As you can see (I hope) that is not a black person.



Dear Mr. Skeptical Guy

Is there a reason God made the world round? Why didn't God make it more like a plate with sides so we wouldn't fall off?

signed,

Wants to know more about God


Dear Wants To,

What are you talking about? Read your Bible (He did make it like that, though I don't know about the "sides").

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