Mine are jealous that yours have hair.
Damn comic baldies are always jealous of comic strip guys with hair! Frankly, I'm tired of bald bastards with "chip on my shoulder" attitudes! Tell yours to be happily bald and to stop hating the naturally (and better looking) fully-haired.
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