Sunday, December 25, 2011

How to Spot a Terrorist (according to the real terrorists in Washington, D.C.)

Do you own flashlights? Or pay with cash instead of a credit card? And do grocery shopping for the week? I do. You probably do – and guess what, according to the Department of Homeland Security and the FBI, that could make both of us terrorists.
Recently, a Department of Homeland Security video has been making its way around the Internet; it tells people in no mixed terms that “paying cash is suspicious and weird.” In an assertive, yet calm voice, the narrator tells viewers that, “if a patron appears nervous or anxious, or insists on paying cash, contact security personnel. This IS suspicious behavior.”

So basically, if you’ve had a stressful day and don’t have a credit card, you're done for.-Read More: Cash is trash: Big American Brother gives hints on how to spot citizen terrorists


  1. Good citizens use credit!

    Terrorists use cash!

    If you're not giving the bankers a cut of your spending, you're a terrorist!

  2. Yep! Karl, if you aren't supporting the bankster puppet regime, you're dangerous and must be stopped!


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