The cat's owner wrote to the court stating this was all a mistake, but...
...a jury commissioner replied saying the cat, named Tabby Sal, "must attend" on March 23.- Cat ordered to do jury service
I'm sure the cat will squirm out of having to serve, as should you if you have any sense of right and wrong and want no part of our kangaroo court system of injustice. Besides, jury duty is a form of involuntary servitude. Abolish it!
Or, when you're asked to vote guilty or not guilty, just say "Meow!"