It's Thanksgiving, so it's time to give thanks... and why not, it's free, right?
I'll start it off with what I'm thankful for:
- I'm thankful that the native tribes had a horrible immigration policy.
- I'm thankful that I live in America, instead of one of the countries that could be fed for a week on the food we're going to consume in a day.
- I'm thankful that no one pats me down, takes nude images of me, or confiscates the liquids I'm carrying when I drive through several states.
Now it's your turn. And hurry up, I want to eat already.