...for the Politically Incorrect Guide to Darwinism and Intelligent Design. (Examine the cover of the book before reading on.) I'll go first.
Did you know...
...that the Earth is only about 6,000 years old?
...that Satan created and hid the dinosaur bones to test your faith?
...that a (laughably insignificant) number of (crank) scientists believe in "intelligent design"?
...that Ann Coulter is the best source of information on evolutionary biology?
...that evolution has too many holes in it to believe, but every stupid fable and magic trick in the Bible is 100% true?
I'll leave some of the fun for you guys ;)