When I stepped into the shower today, I couldn't help notice what looked like huge red gashes on my shoulders. It seriously looks like I've been clawed by Freddy Krueger. And not just on one shoulder but both. Wtf? Was I in a gang fight? Did I fall on a big rake?
After further research, it turns out that it's probably just stretch marks from lifting weights. But damn, these are some huge, nasty stretch marks. If I wasn't so lazy I'd take some pictures and post them. They really, really look like Krueger scratches.
Stigmata, dude. Stigmata.ReplyDelete