Saturday, February 4, 2012

Dear Mr Skeptical (episode 21)

Dear Skeptical,


I found some cookies that look like Girl Scouts. Do you think they are safe to eat? I don't know how old they are.

signed,

Safety First


Dear First,

Considering the current hysteria in this country over children, my suggestion is that you toss those cookies. Why take a chance?




Dear Mr. Skeptical,

I found some donuts. Do you think they are safe to eat? I don't know who left them.

signed,

Jim the Doughnut Addict


Dear Jim,

As long as they don't belong to a cop, you should be fine.



Dear Mr. Skeptical,

Are you getting lazy?

signed,

Workaholic



Dear Work,

Yes.

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