Is it time to say goodbye? I'm tired of all the hassle of dealing with this blog. I have contributors who don't contribute anymore, readers who won't comment (hell, if Hitler had had a blog, he would have got comments) and aggravation of watching lesser blogs get more attention (from fools, of course).
I'm simply weary of talking to myself. Even when I ask an outright question, no one fucking answers! So, you know what? If this post doesn't get at least TWO comments from two different people (I'll know, believe me, so don't try to pull anything) I'm first going to shut comments down COMPLETELY. That will mean you won't be able to comment even if you want to (I'm not talking comment moderation here, so let me be clear: the very option to comment will be removed).
Next, I'll start posting whatever the fuck I want, instead of serving you as I have been by providing you with useful information. I mean, if you want posts like "My short walk up to the store and what I saw on the way there" fine, but I think you want what you've come to expect, damn fine blogging of an eclectic nature.
Whatever YOU decide, I don't really give a shit anymore. I'll talk to myself here if that's the outcome. Why not? I've been doing it all my life anyway, so I'm used to it, and besides, I've always written just for myself, and that long before I put anything on the Internet. Let me assure you that this blog can continue even if I am its only reader.
Thing have reached this crisis point because of you, so if you are you, you know who you are and that it's you I speak of, so you can go to Hell.
This post may be the very last you'll see here with the option to make a comment, so think about that before you decide it ain't worth your time to react to a post in writing. No need to worry, I won't feel the loss of your presence, since I can't detect it now (kinda like God). After the comments go down (if they do, and remember, that's entirely up to you losers) I will then contact ALL current contributors so we can part ways on good terms. I have no hostility to any of them (well, maybe Bret, sometimes) but at that point it will be pointless to keep them here as contributors.
I'm quite sober, by the way, having given up drink last night. That's why you'd better take me seriously.