Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Desecration of a Quran
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At this point, everyone knows about the riots in Afghanistan that left 22 dead and dozens wounded in several days of rioting. And all it took was a Quran and a small Florida church.
Some guy who I have no interest in giving a plug to decided to burn a Quran… but not before putting it on trial, because that’s the American way. It was found guilty of inciting violence, and I presume burning was chosen because the electric chair is not literature compatible.
Let’s get one thing straight: anyone has the right to do this. People who are condemning this minister for doing this have no grounds to tell him he can’t. The guy is an asshole, but he was an asshole long before he burned a Quran.
Being an asshole myself, this is something I want to get in on. I always wanted to get people to participate in something, but most bloggers can’t be bothered to do too much. I mean… look how many people can’t even take the time to leave a comment.
However, book burning is just so… I don’t know… I’m tempted to say Nazi, but I’ll go with Christian. I think I can get much more creative than that. So, I introduce to you: Desecrate a Quran Day. This way, we don’t have to worry about working around fire codes.
So here’s what I’m proposing: use your imagination to defile a copy of the Quran in bold and creative new ways. Make sure to document it in some fashion, preferably through videos or pictures (though I’d be more than happy to get some written narratives). If you’re pressed for cash, you can always request a free copy by googling “Free Quran/Koran.” This site is merely one example of a method of procuring a copy at no cost to you, the infidel.
When? I toyed with the idea of a “Desecrate the Quran Day,” and I’d be happy to arbitrarily set a date, but again… I hate telling people what to do, and I wouldn’t want your participation to be limited by a busy schedule on the proposed day. I think the right time to desecrate a Quran is whenever the urge strikes you, soft of an impulse iconoclasm. Any accounts sent in will be periodically posted here for the viewing enjoyment and violent reaction of all the world.
[*EDIT* If you wish to remain anonymous, feel free to say so in your submission e-mail and your identity will be confidential.]
Send your submissions to: DesecrateTheQuran@gmail.com
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