Conservatism: Change blows
Liberalism: This blows
Anarchism: Government blows
Republicanism: Poor people blow
Democrats: We blow
Libertarianism: Let people blow
Tea Party: Obama blows
Feminism: Men blow
Chauvinism: Blow me
Environmentalism: Let’s blow dolphins
Nationalism: Every country but ours blows
Fascism: Blow this way, or else
Communism: Let’s all blow together
Capitalism: I’ll blow you for 20 bucks
Socialism: The government will help you blow
Atheism: Religion blows
Christianity: You are forgiven for blowing
Judaism: We’ve been chosen to blow
Islam: We will blow you up
Hinduism: Maybe you’ll blow less in your next life
Buddhism: Blowing is inevitable, and leads to suffering
Taoism: Seek balance between blowing and sucking
Scientology: For $100, we’ll tell you how much you blow
Rastafarianism: Blow some of that this way
Confucianism: Blow nose with no hankie, take matter into own hands
Determinism: It was bound to blow
Empiricism: I’ve seen how much things blow
Euthanasia: Make it stop blowing
Fatalism: It blows, but what can you do?
Functionalism: Everything blows for a reason
Hedonism: If it feels good, blow it
Nihilism: Everything blows
Realism: Let’s be honest, this blows
Pessimism: Looks like this is going to blow
Optimism: Maybe it won’t blow
Rationalism: This blows for many reasons
Modernism: Let’s make things blow less
Postmodernism: We don’t know for sure whether this blows
Racism: Our people inherently don’t blow
Self-Determinism: Each of us determines how much we blow
Astrology: Venus entered the 4th house, and you blow
Stoicism: Everything blows, but I’m okay with it
Pragmatism: I’ve found this way blows a little less
Alcoholism: Step out of the car and blow into this
Altruism: I blow others before I get blown
Anachronism: Thou doth blow
Aphorism: Life blows, then you die
Astigmatism: Getting old blows
Bilingualism: J'ai mon moucher dans votre direction générale
Bureaucratism: See box 8 of form 10D37 for your blow ID#
Democracy: Cast a vote for who will blow
Centrism: I don’t want to blow one way or the other
Commercialism: You won’t blow if you buy this car
Consumerism: I was blown in bulk for half price
Creationism: God blew life into dirt
Evolution: We have adapted to how much this blows
Criticism: That blows
Cronyism: Sure, they blow, but they’re my friends
Cynicism: The only thing I’m sure of is that everything blows
Dogmatism: This is precisely how you should blow
Dwarfism: Mocking a medical condition? Low blow
Egocentrism: I wish I could blow myself
Elitism: In grad school, I blew someone famous
Entrepreneurialism: I help create blow jobs
Eroticism: Just me and my blow up doll
Escapism: I am just blown away by the new iPhone
Exhibitionism: Watch me blow
Fanaticism: Fox News says that blows
Charlie Sheenism: Need more blow
Hipsterism: Pfft, blow is so 2010
Hypnotism: I suggest you blow me when I snap my fingers
Idealism: It doesn’t have to blow
Individualism: To each their blown
Intellectualism: I blow, therefore I am
Militarism: It’s about to blow to be you
Multiculturalism: Can’t we all just blow together?
Mutualism: I’ll blow you if you blow me
Narcissism: Isn’t it amazing how I blow?
Nepotism: Do you even know who my dad blew?
Neuroticism: I can’t enjoy being blown
Nudism: Just blowin’ in the breeze
Ostracism: Go blow elsewhere
Pacifism: I’ll blow you if you don’t hit me
Perfectionism: I’ve spent an hour on this list, but it still blows
Philistinism: Books blow
Pugilism: So, it’s come to blows…
Satanism: God blows
Survivalism: Things are going to blow, but I’m ready
Symbolism: The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind
Evangelism: Jesus Christ died for how much you blow
Televangelism: If your life blows, send money
Terrorism: I need to get blown
Tourism: It doesn’t blow like this back home
Vegetarianism: I blow people for protein
I tried to blow myself, still practicing.
ReplyDeleteA for effort on this one, kind of like my self-blow attempts.