Friday, March 16, 2012

Pink Slime: The Movie, a Sexy Vacuum, iPad Reviews, and How to Stalk Youself

Some idiot woman I spoke to today was calling pink slime "green slime", saying she didn't want to buy hamburgers with green slime in them. Naturally, I told her green slime was actually a health food and she should ONLY eat burgers with green slime in them. The green would counteract the ill effects of all that red meat (not really true that red meat is bad for you, but more on that subject later).

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