Sunday, March 11, 2012

Dear Mr. Skeptical (episode 23)

Dear Bob,

I know it's you!



Dear "Brad",

Unfortunately, I don't know it's you.

Dear Mr. Skeptical,

Why do we have Daylight Savings Time?


One Hour Late

Dear One,

You could be "The One", so take your lateness and make oneness out of it!

As to your question, DST actually stands for Dental Surveillance Technology. While you are thrown off by the crazy time changes twice a year, government agents implant tracking devices in your teeth. As the tech improves, they remove the old and place new chips in your mouth. Soon they will have the ability to actually control your thoughts and make you love and vote for Obama, and then agree to his becoming President for life!

Only YOU can stop this evil, One!

Dear Skeptical

Who are the worst dressed people in the world?


Magic Dress

Dear Dress, I think you will find your answer below (although you may find even worse dressed people when shopping at Walmart):

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