Thursday, May 19, 2011

How To Prepare For A Zombie Apocalypse

Although it may seem unbelievable, this is not a satire piece or a joke. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control, which has been deeply engaged in the fictions of Swine Flu and other so-called "pandemics," is now publicly warning Americans to prepare for a zombie apocalypse.

Learn more: CDC warns Americans to prepare for zombie apocalypse (really)

I'm getting prepared now. Have you got your isolated cabin, emergency food supply, and guns at the ready?


  1. I read about this yesterday, it's hilarious XD

    I feel the need to take it seriously though.....

  2. I'm predicting duct-tape will be used as currency, so I'm stockpiling that.

    I should bullet proof my windows... maybe dig a moat. Can zombies swim? I mean white ones, obviously the black zombies can't.


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