An Illegal Alien, a Muslim and a Communist walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What can I get you, Mr. President?
Seeing this joke, I assumed at first that the blog I got it from was a "conservative" neocon blog. Thankfully, upon further examination, I find that assumption was wrong. The blog appears to be pro Ron Paul, anti US Empire and libertarian in orientation. So why this particular joke, which looks like a fake "conservative" right-wing radio talk show listening loon came up with it? I don'ts know.
Have an anti-Obama joke (clean) you want to add? We'll have more to come, though I ain't promising there will be one every single day.