A simple meatball using basic ground beef served up in...marinara sauce.
"Hey Joe, ya ever make a perfect meatball?"
"Every meatball I make is a perfect! You know that! Why you asking stupid questions again, huh?"
"But this guy, he saying he has the perfect meatball!"
"What my sign say outside? Joe's Perfect Meatballs, right?"
"No but about it! Every time customer tries Joe's meatball, what they say? Hey Joe, that a perfect meatball! Am I right?"
"Yeah, but this dude is saying he got the secrets..."
"Why you listen to that junk? You believe everything you see on Yahoo!?"
"Then shut up your face, OK!"