Wednesday, June 16, 2010

The Cure for Nudity is Jesus

Although I do have one question: If the cure for nudity is Jesus, why are there Christian nudists?

Women who love and respect the Lord won't wear bikinis at the beach, or wear miniskirts, or wear pants, or pose in Playboy. There's not an honest normal man alive who doesn't know what's wrong with women wearing pants—they are extremely revealing of a woman's flesh.

We are living in evil times, when unrepentant sinners are trying to justify every sin imaginable with the Bible. I heard a woman on the news, a professional pornographic model, claim that God approved of her vile career. She said that God created Adam and Eve naked, so nudity must be ok. Evidently she's never read Genesis 3:7 or 1st Timothy 2:9.

Here's a Scripture for all you women who keep trying to justify your nudity and immodest clothing ... “Ye have wearied the LORD with your words. Yet ye say, Wherein have we wearied him? When ye say, Every one that doeth evil is good in the sight of the LORD, and he delighteth in them; or, Where is the God of judgment?” (Malachi 2:17). Beyonce Knowles claims to be a devout Christian; yet says she has permission from God to wear sexy clothes and strip on stage. She is woefully wrong! Beyonce needs to see Jesus.

Slutty Miley Cyrus: “I'm not trying to be slutty”


  1. Which is weird, because the thing they all obsess about, the crucifixion, involved a naked Jesus. All four gospels even mention the Roman soldiers gambling for who got Jesus' clothing.

  2. What a funny joke article. It's like the Onion meets the Bible! Thanks. I laughed out loud.

    I needed that... lol...

  3. We are living in evil times, when unrepentant sinners are trying to justify every sin imaginable with the Bible.
    Amen to that! And most of them are Christians!

    It's the defective morality system, based in coercion and not empathy. Produces self-cengtered rather than other-centered people. Sad. It's all 'be good or else.' Nothing about feeling the pain of others, all about worrying about going to the eternal torture chamber after they die. Small wonder that the world is so screwed up. Christian pseudomorality has permeated society for millennia now, and it shows. Even the nonchristians were influenced by it. In a way, it's the very root of all evil.

    What a shame.

  4. Oh and hey, guess who's getting almost all the abortions?

    Christian women.

    I find this very interesting indeed. Why can't you people keep your daughter's legs closed? It's a shame. Again, it's the defective threat-based morality system. So silly.

    You are even so proud as to believe that you are the arbiters of morality, all whilst your acts in the world are among the least moral of anybody's. Your one book is heavily flawed and has no basis in reality, and shows God Himself with the morals of a thug, telling us to do as He says and not as He does. How silly. To anyone that thinks about it, I mean. Not to you, though.

    You've chosen belief over thought, so you all can believe that you can think, rather than think enough to not just believe. You're lost to the real world now. No way to help you. You're all in love with yourselves now, believing that you're holy and chosen and special so that you don't actually have to be any of those things. It's permanent, I'm afraid. You are the Lost Sheep that you all rave against.



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