Thursday, April 21, 2016

The Ultimate CEO

I have created a machine that automates the most expensive part of running a company. It's a programmable CEO that consists of an app in a phone that says, "Pay them less, use cheaper parts, ignore customer requests..." et cetera, then it sets fire to a large pile of money (but only half the amount you were paying the previous CEO).-Bret Alan

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