Saturday, April 7, 2012

Dear Mr Skeptical (episode 24)

Dear Mr. Skeptical

What does it mean "All contacts are currently offline"?


Mr. Online"

Dear On,

Well, in a nutshell, it mean Bret Alan got sick of Nick J. asking him questions. "On no" he might have said to his wife, "it's that lonely loser lunatic again! Doesn't he have any friends? Can't he write his own post about that Obama poll?"

Dear Mr. Skptical

Why do birds sing?


Bird Watcher In Training

Dear Watcher,

Obviously they are practicing for next season's American Idol, which as we all know is for the birds.

Dear Mr. Skeptical

If a gay man approaches you wanting sex, what do you do?



Dear Homo,

I tell him, in no uncertain terms, that I get 30% of his take. I provide the territory and prospects, of course. I always get 'em with "There's nothing like getting paid for what you love doing."

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