Sunday, July 10, 2011

Sunday Food: High Voltage Cooking - A Banana

"Bananadana for an 800Lb Gorilla"

Cooking food on a stove is for dorks?

DO NOT Attempt under any circumstances.

It never fails. Every time I'm at the grocery store, I end up buying bananas. A bunch of bananas! Hahahahaha! Seriously, I buy them because I read they're good for your stomach. And they go well with cereal, or even by themselves with milk cut up in a bowl with some honey.

Also, in keeping with the creationist misconception that atheists believe we "came from monkeys", bananas are monkey food, and if I'm a damn monkey, I should eat what the monkeys eat, shouldn't I? Really, it's true. Monkeys love bananas! A banana is a monkey's favorite food.

One thing you may not know is it's okay to store a banana in the fridge. Yes, it will turn black, but the inside will still be fine, plus nice and cold. You can wait until the banana ripens to put it in the refrigerator, but doing so at that stage will slow down the process so the banana will stay good for a few more days.

Did you also know a banana is a kind of berry? Berry interesting, no? NO? Banana are also like fresh baked cakes; you can stick a toothpick in them to see if they're "done" (comes out clean, it's ready to eat!)

So get some damn bananas already, you monkeys!


  1. Am I alone in liking bananas but disliking banana-flavored foods and candies?

  2. Maybe you are, because I also like banana-flavored things, such as banana-flavored ice pops! Good!

  3. Ugh, I'm always upset they aren't lemon flavored. The worst are banana Runts.


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