Sunday, August 28, 2011

What Would Happen? #2

What would happen if we didn't have to go #2 anymore? We could probably get rid of our toilets, for one thing. For urinating, you could just go out to the backyard and piss on the lawn, like your dog does (or do it in the bathtub). I guess toilets might still come in handy for women, and for those who need them to throw up in after a night of partying...

But I'm thinking, if I didn't have to take a shit anymore, I wouldn't give a shit at all.

1 comment:

  1. That's weird, because I was just thinking today about how I haven't given a shit in years.

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