Thursday, May 7, 2009

Bible Quiz

Okay, so they actually call this thing the Ultimate Bible quiz, but how could it be when it consists of questions such as this:

8. How did the Israelites get into Egypt in the first place?
A: on bicycles
B: by train
C: They swam.
D: Joseph's brothers sold him.

And this...

35. In Jesus' parable, who stopped to help a man in need?
A: Donald Trump
B: Donald Duck
C: Don Knotts
D: a Samaritan

To be fair, there are also multiple choice questions like this:

9. Who led the Israelites into the Promised Land?
A: Aaron
B: David
C: Joshua
D: Moses

Now, having absorbed a lot of Bible in my youth and early adulthood (yeah, I was a born again for a while) even the questions without the obviously false choices were pretty easy.

I notice quite a few atheist bloggers who put this thing on their blogs, maybe to try and show Christians that they know some Bible too, and maybe know more of it than the average believer (probably true in many cases), but I don't know if there is much point in that. How many Christians utterly dismiss Islam without having read the Koran or studied the Muslin faith at all?

Having said that, for those in the West, some knowledge of the Bible is important, in the same way some knowledge of Shakespeare is. They are part of the heritage of Western culture, so we shouldn't be completely ignorant of them.

Anyway, below you can see how I scored.

You know the Bible 97%!

Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses - you know it all! You are fantastic!

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Wow! I'm a Bible scholar and I didn't know it!

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  1. The Good Donald Duck is one of my favorite Bible stories. So meaningful.

  2. The Good Donald Duck is one of my favorite Bible stories.Personally, I like the one about Donald Trump and Lazarus, though Don Knotts in the Lion's Den is not bad either.


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