Thursday, October 30, 2008

Slashing Pumpkins

The Pumpkin Patch

Let's make this a good Halloween,

We'll need a jack-o-lantern, though!

I think I know just what you mean!

So let's pack a lunch, get ready and go!

So we went to the pumpkin patch,

To find a gourd that we could slash

Something big with mush inside,

Slime and guts on which to slip and slide!

An orange round face without a sin,

On which to carve an evil grin!

But when we got there what did we find?

A menacing pumpkin none too kind

Already smiling and speaking his mind

"Sorry folks to report bad news,

but for you I'm afraid it's the end of the line."

He paused a moment and then said this,

"But for me it's positively perfect bliss!"

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