"While laughing at the resurrection of Jesus Christ, they believe in a resurrection of all life from nothing!"

Appropriate for Easter, the post title comes from here. And while we're on the subject of insane anti-evolution rants, check out crackpot David J. Stewart's latest creationist screeds:

Solid Evidence Against the Fable of Evolution
Did Giraffes Climb Trees?
DNA: The Silver Bullet for Evolution


Some of his gems:

The Bibles dates the creation of the human race at about 4004 B.C. As much as evolutionists scoff at this teaching, there is not one shred of evidence to disprove it. The oldest civilization on record is Egypt during the time of Joseph in Genesis and then Moses in Exodus.

If mankind evolved from the same life's source without any intervention from a divine God, then how did we end up with over 7,000 languages in the world today? Evolution cannot provide any plausible explanation for this. The Bible says that God confounded the languages of men at the Tower of Babel (Genesis 11:7).

The orbit and gravitational pull of the moon are critically important to the earth's tides of the ocean and for our keeping of time. The moon didn't just happen one day. If you consider all the things that would have had to occur for life to form on earth without a divine God, the odds are not only astronomically improbable, but utterly impossible to say the least. The Bible teaches that God created the moon and stars on the fourth day of creation. But according to National Geographic magazine, a planet the size of Mars collided into the earth, and a huge chunk of the earth broke away, and that's how our moon formed.1 No one with a functioning brain could believe such a thing. Why isn't there a crater in the earth where the moon once resided? There are deep oceans across the globe, but none of them deeper than ONE-THOUSANDTH of the earth's diameter. Nearly all of the earth's core is molten lava, which wouldn't have been able to sustain such a massive impact from a planet the size of Mars. And why is the moon so round? If the moon was formed by a massive collision on earth, then why did the moon stop at the appropriate distance from earth and maintain a perfect orbit? It's sad that people are eager to blindly accept the bizarre claims of evolutionists, while sinfully denying the perfectly sensible claims of the Word of God.

There are thousands of proofs of God's creation. Evolutionists say some really crazy things, like teaching that giraffes grew long necks to reach their food. There are thousands of short-necked herbivores in the world today who found plenty of food right on the ground. Were their ancestors stingy to the giraffes and forced them to find food elsewhere? Did giraffes climb trees for the millions of years they had short-necks? It is simple common sense questions like these that put evolutionists to utter shame. Evolution is anything but science, because the so-called evidence they claim to have is bogus. “Belief” is defined as: “a vague idea in which some confidence is placed.” Evolution by the very definition of the word is a belief. 1st Timothy 6:20 warns us about "science falsely so called." Evolution is false science.

DNA is conclusive proof that God created a man a man, an ape an ape, a fish a fish, a bird and bird, et cetera. Evolutionists became fools on their own, Romans 1:22, "Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools."

Let me respond to Mr. Stewart with this (which I created here):

You are as deluded as a Catholic chiropractor with magnetic shoes who is performing psychic surgery on the edge of the Grand Canyon while on LSD. Therefore I will ignore you while I sing to my tomato plants.