Friday, September 2, 2011

Dear Mr. Skeptical (episode 16)

Dear Skeptical Man,

I've not seen your stuff recent, is that cause you are retired? I do not get it at all. You have a good thing going at the blog and then you say bye? Or actually, you didn't! I'm kinda getting to wondering.


Not Retired

Dear Not,

No, and you're not going to see my stuff, ever, you fruit! What do you mean you haven't seen it "recent", you perv! What are you, a peeping Tom's Dick is Harry?

And yes, for your information, I AM retired! I had a blowout on the freeway and was out for a while and had to get all new tires. I'm glad, however, that you are not retired. Hopefully you'll blow one and drive off a cliff, you sicko!

Dear Mr. Skeptical,

Is it safe to drink your own urine?


P.P. Alexander

Dear P.P.,

I would recommend only drinking organic Mr. Skeptical Pure All Natural Urine, available for only $8.99 a gallon.

Dear Skep,

Why is Nikk Jakson stealing your ideas? What's this "Dear Mr. Nikk" pale imitation of your ideas doing on Sundays? (I've seen it on some Sundays, but I hope to God I never see it again. What garbage!


I Hate Nikk!

Dear Hate,

Nikk Jakson edits this blog, and in my opinion he does a damn fine job of it!

Why, it's almost as if you assume Nikk has no original ideas of his own, as if you think he must resort to copy and pasting other people's articles becuase he's either too stupid or too lazy to write anything himself, and has to steal all the contents you see at SE. Why, the very notion is outrageous! Please stop hating and look within yourself. You need help!

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