When you're not feeling well (when you're sick!) it's hard to update your blog and write more posts.
Cows wear bells because their horns don't work.
There is such a thing as coincidence.
A zebra is 25 times larger than an abra.
When an elderly relative examines your face and asks you "Do you know where you got your eyes?" tell them the truth and just answer with "Yes, they came with my head".
Jack Black and Jack White are like night and day (or are they?).
God is an atheist (he doesn't believe in a higher power).
This post needs more proclamations and reminders.