Put a pickle in my ass?

Someone did a Google search for "put a pickle in my ass" and ended up at my pickle story.

Were they looking for a how-to on shoving a pickle where the sun don't shine? Did they want other's pickle-in-ass experience stories?

Have you, dear reader, ever put a pickle in your ass?

Am I missing something? I've never in my entire life had any cucumber, pickled or not, in my ass.