Rand Paul, Neocon Totalitarian, Part Deux

Hat tip to Kn@ppster.

Super Sunday

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals.

At the start of the second half the big animals had the ball. The first play, the elephant got stopped for no gain. The second play, the rhino was stopped for no gain. On third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard loss.

The defense huddled around the coach and he asked excitedly, "Who stopped the elephant?"

"I did," said the centipede.

"Who stopped the rhino?"

"Uh, that was me too," said the centipede.

"And how about the hippo? Who hit him for a 5 yard loss?"

"Well, that was me as well," said the centipede.

"So where were you during the first half?" demanded the coach.

"Well," said the centipede, "I was having my ankles taped."

The Colts will win

How to Get Hollywood to Notice You

Make a robots attack short film for 300 bucks and put it on YouTube.



How did he do it for only $300? Maybe making it in Uruguay had something to do with it.

The film (Ataque de Panico!) was uploaded to YouTube last November, and Fede Alvarez started receiving offers from studios almost immediately. He's now going to make a science fiction feature with the help of a $30 million Hollywood contract and Sam Raimi.

Anti-Flag: One Trillion Dollars

The 789 Chevy

Yours for only around $135,000.






A blending of the 1957 Chevrolet, 1958 Chevrolet and 1959 Chevrolet classic designs.

From a company called n2a Motors (No 2 Alike), it's based on the Corvette.

Tim Burton's New Alice In Wonderland

I hope it's better than his horrible version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (and Ebert is simply wrong; Depp's performance as Willy Wonka ruined that movie).



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Drunk-O-Vision

Things can loook a lot differreny wee you're drunmk, can't they?


Drunk-O-Vision X

Previous editions can be found here.

Terror TV

Congress passed a bill to label certain Middle Eastern satellite providers of 'anti-American' programming as terrorist organizations...

Health Care Co-op

The Restaurant Worker's Health Care Cooperative, currently servicing 15 restaurants in lower Manhattan, provides free health care to all restaurant employees, from bus boys to bartenders. Every month the owner or manager of each restaurant contributes money into a common fund based on its number of employees. In return, their workers can go see Dr. Dave with any kind of health issue they may have.

Co-op dishes out health care to restaurant workers

The Official Food of Women

Yogurt, it's what's for women!