Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Once there was a "liberal"...

Once there was a liberal who had to watch over his sheep. Well not his, it could be her, I don't want to sound sexist... and one day the liberal was bored, so he/she shouted, "Bigot!" The town came running and asked where the bigot was, and the liberal just laughed and laughed...

So the next day, he/she bored again, and they yelled, "Bigot!" Now, I don't mean to offend intersexual people and imply everyone is a he or she... anyway, again the town came running, and the liberal of indeterminate gender laughed and laughed and laughed...

Finally, on the third day, the liberal saw a white man just walking around, minding his own business, and the liberal yelled, "Bigot!"

And the town disemboweled the white guy and sent parts of him to every corner of the city, as a lesson to all: don't be a white guy near a liberal.

The End- Bret Alan

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